Amy, Hannah, Lauren and Ashley went to a party in town. The designated walker(s) were Ashley and Lauren. Amy and Hannah decided to leave the party but were to drunk to walk home alone, so the designated walker(s) (Lauren and Ashley) walked them home.
by amybroook March 15, 2014
Theoretical elaborations that sound great on paper but never get to be implemented or fail terrible when they do.
The candidate's plans for government are just grand designs.
Le Corbusier buildings are just grand designs.
Le Corbusier buildings are just grand designs.
by allsaid June 07, 2017
Boy:all i wear is trues and u wear levis broke nigga
Boy#2: go pose in a mirror nigga u a designer hoe
Boy#2: go pose in a mirror nigga u a designer hoe
by chamaquito September 26, 2014
A designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim.
Person One: My mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it.
Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'
Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'
by RitchardCrafty October 05, 2015
adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.
The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.
The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.
I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.
Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.
Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.
I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.
#designblind
Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.
Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.
I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.
#designblind
by wanderlustjunkie June 09, 2018
The person that was initially the designated driver who acts drunk and leaves the bar so the local cop follows him and pulls him over while all the other drunks leave the bar while the cop is busy with the designated distraction.
Bob, the sober one, leaves the bar and pretends that he has a hard time putting the key in the lock...then sits there for a moment leaning over the steering wheel. He drives out of the parking lot of the bar and the cop follows him as he drives just a hair under the speed limit and sways a bit, but still maintains the lane. The cop can't stand it so he pulls Bob over and asks Bob if he has been drinking. Bob says "No officer...I have not." Of course...while cop is busy with Bob...all the other people leave the bar. Then the cop gives Bob the sobriety test and finds out he really is OK and Bob says..."I told you that I had not been drinking...I am tonight's Designated Distraction.
by Flamewalker June 29, 2013
Creators of the best T-Shirts in the world, created by Eric Pause
There is a great variety of shirts, belts, and pants created by pasudesigns
All of these T-Shirts can be found on pausedesigns.com
There is a great variety of shirts, belts, and pants created by pasudesigns
All of these T-Shirts can be found on pausedesigns.com
by TheFederalNerd June 01, 2011