Skip to main content

dented nail

A slang term to say that a girl has been giving good handjobs and blowjobs.
Dude, did you see her dented nails, her boys been having her work overtime.
by Storyteller 6-9 January 16, 2017
mugGet the dented nailmug.

Christopher James dent

Christopher James Dent is a very mean boy. He’s always ruining Briars Rose’s day. He also very slow and can’t quite comprehend simple instructions. Make sure you stay at least 12 feet from Christopher James Dent!
Christopher James Dent is coming, you better hide your lunch money!
by Briar January 19, 2023
mugGet the Christopher James dentmug.

Jordyn Dent

cool,everyone loves her, she is better than you hahahahaha you all suck.
you know a Jordyn Dent she da best!!
by koodymicbooty October 23, 2019
mugGet the Jordyn Dentmug.

dent job

a dent job is two bald heads with headphone dents pressed together lubed up and used to jerk someone off
tim and john gave me a dent job
by gub20026363 January 10, 2025
mugGet the dent jobmug.

dented trumpet

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.
My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
by Sam6victor February 16, 2018
mugGet the dented trumpetmug.

Al Dente Blowjob

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth
Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night
by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025
mugGet the Al Dente Blowjobmug.

dent in my penny

one: you're really tired and you basically say some stupid ass shit.
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???

three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
========
this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)
person one: duuuude...that put a dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!

person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
===
person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
===
person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:

person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
===

online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.
by chillypoptart August 8, 2019
mugGet the dent in my pennymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email