Fat Damon

Someone who resembles a heavier Matt Damon and hits on women in Public.
The only way to defend against a Fat Damon is to address everyone in the vicinity, and in the most retarded voice possible proclaim, "Faaaaat Daaaamon".

Guy1: "Hey buddy, you better keep an eye on your girl. Looks like she's getting Fat Damoned at the bar."

Guy2: Approaches the bar gaining the attention of all around and proclaims in a retarded voice, "Faaaaaat Daaaaamon."

Fat Damon by vector 2518 SBS January 11, 2011

Anthony and Damon 

FBI Team also wing men when on the pull Travel Miles for a decent night or a shag

I wish i had freinds like Anthony and Damon

Anthony and Damon by Boburuncle June 30, 2011

Johnny Damon

Probably the most infamous Red Sox traitor in the history of the Red Sox franchise. Johnny Damon was the biggest Red Sox star to just walk straight into the Yankees arms because of money. The former 'Jesus' is now the 'anti-christ.'The real life version of Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader. He vowed never, ever to join the Yankees but left the Red Sox for money just like Anakin Skywalker left for power.

Johnny Damon is now the Yankees's pet dog. Goddamn it Damon. WTF is wrong with you. You betrayed the Red Sox. When you come back to Fenway, I hope the fans will neither cheer or boo but instead, give you the cold shoulder.

Johnny Damon by DarkFenX April 8, 2006

johnny damon

Once was an honorable center fielder from the Boston Red Sox, but after the 2005 baseball season he became a free agent and decided to sacrifice his reputation for more money playing for the soul-less New York Yankees

Johnny Damon is Jeters newest bitch

johnny damon by apathyislethal April 26, 2006

Johnny Damon

Once the centerfielder and face of the greatest team in baseball, the Boston Red Sox. Now an overpaid, clean shaven sellout playing for the New York Yankees.

I can't believe Johnny Damon signed with the Yankees.

Yeah, he even cut his hair too. What a sellout.

Johnny Damon by Devin"The Balls"McDermott January 3, 2006

THE MATT DAMON 

The act of fearlessly initiating a kiss with a woman by grabbing the back of the head with your four fingers and placing the thumb on her cheek.

Example: everytime Matt Damon kisses a girl in any movie.

Example: Bro I was totally scared to hook up with this girl then I pulled THE MATT DAMON her and she couldn't resist

THE MATT DAMON by EZGregBro August 3, 2011

Pulling a Damon Gant 

The act of laughing hysterically in an otherwise inappropriate situation.

Guy 1: Dude, stop pulling a Damon Gant, we're at a funeral.

Pulling a Damon Gant by -msaw- September 18, 2020