Dad

A dad is a person who wont be there for you and leave you imediantly and you'll never see him unless he's on the news

Charli: My dad left me..
Jimmy: Its ok all dads do that just dont google his name.

by London That Smart Dumbass June 24, 2021

DAD

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Kid: Oh you son of a bitch

by The G.O.A.T~_^_^ February 17, 2021

dad

someone who went to get the milk

where is my dad

by nibbaman69420 April 27, 2022

dad

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

dad is the best dad

by cvbnmbvfbnm,nbvnm October 21, 2019

dad

the guy that tells you he’s going to wal-mart ... but the line was very long

me at 2: mom where daddy?
mom: daddy went to the store
me at 30: that was one line in wal-mart

by daddythatleft101 January 15, 2019

Dad

A word used to describe a male parental figure. Commonly they will have a job and are required to take care of you until at least 18. A lot of times a Dad will be busy and makes very unfunny jokes.

Example : Hey dad I'm back!

by FactualMeanings.Com March 14, 2022

Dad

Someone you never had.

Son: why don’t I have a dad?

Mom:he ether died, cheated on me, ghosted me when i was pregnant with your ugly ass, never cam from the store to “Get milk” always at work, Or he fucked me and got me pregnant at a one night stand.

by SuccToSUCCeed September 12, 2020