Mojang Developer

An extremely lazy human being who gets exhausted to the brink of death if told to work on their game for over 3 minutes each month. Typically spends all of their time either sleeping or watching the twitter complain about them 24/7 for their lack of doing their own job

Person 1:"Whats your Job?"

Person 2: "I'm a Mojang developer!"

Person 1: "End yourself"

by Infantpuncher February 15, 2024

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developer minecraft

a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.

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Ikke navngi vennene dine. Vi aviser inside jokes og definisjoner som omhandler ikke kjente mennesker.

a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.

Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!
should include the word being defined

Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!

by epicgamer133 May 22, 2017

life developer

Human being performing the art of living and creating life experiences.

It is what it is, I am a life developer, I create my own circumstances.

by Mrs. Reef June 6, 2017

serial developer

A person who is continually developing, selling and moving to a new 'home' as often as the tax laws allow them. Superficial neighbour with no real interest in community who uses their home as a way to climb the social ladder and/or make money. For example, may sell and move house every 13 months, if the law requires them to stay over 12 months to avoid paying a tax on the profit from its sale.

Partner1: I met the new neighbours today at the old place over the road...

Partner2: Yeah, we talked on the weekend - if they do to what they did to their last place they won't stay - they are just bloody serial developers.

by barns December 13, 2008

development by secrecy

The act or practice of fixing existing problems in an application without
ever notifying users/testers that they were there.

Junior dev: "I just found a JavaScript error in my application, and managed to fix it before the QA testers found it!"
Senior dev: "Man, that's a bad idea. Development by Secrecy will bite you in the butt eventually."

by Astrapto May 26, 2016

Web developer

When you are too bad at DSA but you want to feel good about yourself so you use wordpress and make basic websites and call yourself a web developer.

Oh me? Im a web developer

What do you do exactly?

Im a web developer, i develop

by Esoteric Soul February 4, 2025