The person that was initially the designated driver who acts drunk and leaves the bar so the local cop follows him and pulls him over while all the other drunks leave the bar while the cop is busy with the designated distraction.
Bob, the sober one, leaves the bar and pretends that he has a hard time putting the key in the lock...then sits there for a moment leaning over the steering wheel. He drives out of the parking lot of the bar and the cop follows him as he drives just a hair under the speed limit and sways a bit, but still maintains the lane. The cop can't stand it so he pulls Bob over and asks Bob if he has been drinking. Bob says "No officer...I have not." Of course...while cop is busy with Bob...all the other people leave the bar. Then the cop gives Bob the sobriety test and finds out he really is OK and Bob says..."I told you that I had not been drinking...I am tonight's Designated Distraction.
by Flamewalker July 15, 2013
Get the Designated Distractionmug. A person who may not understand what you're describing, but explaining a complex issue to them helps you better understand the problem, and therefore find a solution.
Although Jane does not know anything about machine learning she is happy to be John's designated listener when he describes the programming interface problems he is having with CHATGPT. In the process he was able to identify that he was using the wrong model/engine.
by toohip March 11, 2023
Get the designated listenermug. Someone who faps whilst designing
Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer
Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer
by Finnbbaz March 24, 2018
Get the Fapping Designermug. Boy:all i wear is trues and u wear levis broke nigga
Boy#2: go pose in a mirror nigga u a designer hoe
Boy#2: go pose in a mirror nigga u a designer hoe
by chamaquito September 26, 2014
Get the designer hoemug. Amy, Hannah, Lauren and Ashley went to a party in town. The designated walker(s) were Ashley and Lauren. Amy and Hannah decided to leave the party but were to drunk to walk home alone, so the designated walker(s) (Lauren and Ashley) walked them home.
by amybroook April 22, 2014
Get the Designated Walkermug. adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.
The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.
The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.
I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.
Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.
Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.
I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.
#designblind
Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.
Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.
I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.
#designblind
by wanderlustjunkie June 14, 2018
Get the design blindmug. I am so glad to have my designated dancer with me at parties! Now I'll never be the lone dancer freak again!
by Prince of Egypt November 24, 2010
Get the designated dancermug.