Democracy

Democracy is when vote

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"I Love Democracy"

by IntergalactalEnergy August 16, 2023

Democracy

Republic is better than a Joe frickin Biden who doesn't give a shat about America and raises gas prices while he forgets his name so many times. Even Kim Jong Un is better at ruling.

Person 1: What is a Democracy? Person 2: Constant suffering of gas prices and donating too much money to Ukraine.

by Furball604 October 13, 2022

Democracy

Democracy is cool and all but you know what would make it 100× better?

Hym "Democracy except the value of your vote was directly proportionate to the size of your dick! So, 5 inches you get 5 points. 8 inches? 8 points. And if you're a woman you get between -3 and -5. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! ThAt'S nOt FaIr! WoMeN dOn'T gEt A vOtE' But you only think that because your brains are dumb. Women would have to vote by either NOT voting OR they would have to vote AGAINST the person they don't want to win. A perfectly fair system! Admit it. You didn't think of that. See? Dumb brains. Your brains are dumb. But THIS is TRUE democracy! This is my perfect system! I called it: DICKMOCRACY! 100,000× Better than democracy!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

Democracy

Democracy basically means... government... by the people, of the people, for the people. But the people... are retarded.

"I love democracy,” -Darth Osho

by Anda-Man and Pablo Nicobar June 10, 2023

Democracy

Its interesting what people have called democracy since 2020. Trying to force everybody to wear a mask anywhere they go is not democracy, its a nearly totalitarian government. People that think Biden is democracy are not as different from people that think Trump is democracy as they may think. Neither Biden nor Trump gives a fuck about them, and they'll never really see that, because they still think Biden is on a different side than Trump. Its two sides of the exact same coin, Democrat and Republican.

The reality of democracy is any rights you're not fighting for, you don't have. As long as you never wake up, the people calling themselves the government will take right after right away as long as nobody is governing them, reminding them that they are of the people, for the people (and not over the people), and the same is true of everyone else.

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021

Democracy

A dictatorship where the people vote for the dictator.

Ah, I hear the UK is a prime example of a Democracy

by John Johnson Jonathen March 16, 2021

Civil Democracy

A type of government in which the people vote on laws directly as opposed to a representative democracy where representatives vote for them.

A representative democracy isn't a true democracy. A true democracy would be a civil democracy.

by Shugunou August 17, 2025