dante

Dante is a beast

yo dante is being a beast

by bobby miller420 January 31, 2022

Dante

Dante is just a massive bellend, drives about in a Mk4 golf with shit tunes blasting out with under age birds in the back.

Rumour has it his mum has a guide dog

dante you big dosser

by BIG ANTS NO.1 FAN November 22, 2021

Dante

A Glooby guy, a Goopy fiend, a silly friend, a ditsy but very endearing fellow full of whimsy.

I love my friend Dante, he’s such a whimsical and glooby fellow.

by DRACULAFLOW6969420 September 26, 2025

Dante

He has an absolute giant fucking dick. He pulls so many females its crazy. He gets more bitches than he can handle.

That guy is such a Dante. I wish I was like him.

by shrhshajejejrhrh July 30, 2022

Dante's Inferno

Putting ghost pepper extract on your dick and receiving oral sex afterwards.

Yo, I got the SICKEST Dante's Inferno from this chick last night.

by WhereYoGradesAt? July 18, 2018

dante skyblock

a mayor called dante got elected cus of the fking nons and hes fucking ruining the Hypixel the minecraft server and causing a virus called Dante Virus that cause you Dante Lag and will keep on kicking you out of the server and THEN Technoblade the potato king came and DID THE REBELLION AND TOOK DOWN dante i mean he haven't yet right now when i am writing this and ppl call dante for lag in skyblock now my ign name is _BL4CKHEART_

1. Omg the fucking Dante lag
2.i caught the Dante virus

dante skyblock

by _BL4CKHEART_ April 14, 2021

Sleepy Dantes

~1~ a person who's always sleepy even tho he slept all night and didn't do anything all day.
~2~ lazy like a sloth. got no motivation to move out of bed.

Person: "ugh I'm so tired"
Person 2: "dude you haven't done anything all day"
Person 3: "owo sleepy dantes"

by sleepsloop December 3, 2020