Man, I was banging this chicken I picked up at the club and when I pulled out, my dick was covered with white goo and clots. She's a teal Cottage Cheese Vendor! Take that snatch to the gynecologist!
by The Grunt February 27, 2021
I’ve been in Zsolt’s cottage and I’ve got a new project ! I need to go to Zsolt’s cottage to get the new project.
by qwertyuiop2097 June 04, 2019
Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.
Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle April 10, 2016
1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.
2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.
2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006
when a women has wierd discharges from her vagina, they seem to look like cottage cheese which is really aged semen that is still in the vagina after sex!!!!
me: wat the fuck is that baby?
my wife: oh thats yours and your dad's cum, looks like cottage cheese, huh??
me: cottage cheesy discharge huh, looks like it would go good on a sandwinch!!!
my wife: oh thats yours and your dad's cum, looks like cottage cheese, huh??
me: cottage cheesy discharge huh, looks like it would go good on a sandwinch!!!
by donny22 January 22, 2009
by matttttttttttttttty boy April 18, 2007
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