Cottage Cheese Vendor

Man, I was banging this chicken I picked up at the club and when I pulled out, my dick was covered with white goo and clots. She's a teal Cottage Cheese Vendor! Take that snatch to the gynecologist!
by The Grunt February 27, 2021
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Go to Zsolt’s cottage

Get fucked in the ass by mediocre dick for the whole night and talk business the next morning.
I’ve been in Zsolt’s cottage and I’ve got a new project ! I need to go to Zsolt’s cottage to get the new project.
by qwertyuiop2097 June 04, 2019
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salty cottage cheese

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.
Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle April 10, 2016
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cottage cheese diet

1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.

2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.

2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006
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cottage cheesy discharge

when a women has wierd discharges from her vagina, they seem to look like cottage cheese which is really aged semen that is still in the vagina after sex!!!!
me: wat the fuck is that baby?

my wife: oh thats yours and your dad's cum, looks like cottage cheese, huh??


me: cottage cheesy discharge huh, looks like it would go good on a sandwinch!!!
by donny22 January 22, 2009
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cottage cheese ass

A typical european delicacy in which one eats expired cottage cheese out of the anus.
Honey, im leaving for work, but when I get back make sure you have some cottage cheese ass ready.
by matttttttttttttttty boy April 18, 2007
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Cottage Cheese Fat

Basically, it's celulite
the lumpy-ness of cellulite on thighs resembles cottage cheese, giving you cottage cheese fat.
by fonesex May 20, 2007
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