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Good cooties

Good cooties are cooties you get from your lover/partner those aren’t bad cooties those are cooties to be happy about sharing
Partner:ew you have cooties
Partner 2: I have good cooties
by Oofles June 11, 2018
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cootie flap

It is the flappy part of a cootie.
A virgin: Omg wtf are those??
The girl: Oh it’s my cootie flaps!
by Joshylol November 24, 2021
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cootie ho

A "cootie ho" is a human who has sexual encounters with multiple partners and does not follow sexual testing guidelines; potentially spreading cootie STI/Ds around
A cootie ho may have more than just an orgasm in store for you seeing as they rarely get tested for STI/Ds, yet have many partners back to back; potentially, they could be spreading cooties around.
by zer0n9ne November 28, 2020
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cootie licious

by Dazai simp July 5, 2022
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aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites
"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"
by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016
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cooties

the thing that nick has!!
nick has cooties because he is a cootie man
by cerealforlife November 1, 2021
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Cootie catter

Jazmynns word for her pussy
by Js lover May 18, 2022
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