Good cooties are cooties you get from your lover/partner those aren’t bad cooties those are cooties to be happy about sharing
by Oofles June 11, 2018

by Joshylol November 24, 2021

A "cootie ho" is a human who has sexual encounters with multiple partners and does not follow sexual testing guidelines; potentially spreading cootie STI/Ds around
A cootie ho may have more than just an orgasm in store for you seeing as they rarely get tested for STI/Ds, yet have many partners back to back; potentially, they could be spreading cooties around.
by zer0n9ne November 28, 2020

by Dazai simp July 5, 2022

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites
"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"
by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

by cerealforlife November 1, 2021
