the connection is really bad here

used to hang up on someone you don't want to talk to, or used to pretend you didn't hear something on the phone.

Mom: Where are you? I need you to come home and do your chores.
Kid: What? The connection is really bad here, I can't hear what you said.

by idza March 15, 2011

Popcorn Connection

When two people reach into a bag or bowl of popcorn at the same time, and their fingers touch. Thought to be the equivalent of "love at first sight", but only with popcorn.

"Yesterday, I went to go see the Hunger Games with Liam... We both reached for the popcorn at the same time, and... well, I could feel our popcorn connection!"

"Awww. You two must be made for each other! You have so much in common!"

by musickeepsmyheartabeating November 5, 2012

Collatz Conjecture

Collatz Conjecture is a math equation created by mathematician Lothar Collatz in 1937. The math problem instructions are to input any number.

If the number is odd you multiply by 3 and add 1.

If the number is even you divide by 2.

You will soon end up in the 4, 2, 1 loop. This math problem has not been solved yet

Hey, do you know how to work the Collatz conjecture?

by Noah Armon June 1, 2022

Connecticut Chimp

to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.

Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!

Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!

by reelbigdave March 10, 2009

Chessnut Connection

A connection that gets disconnected really often (at least once per 5 mins), also known as a "Chessnut Connection".

Dang, I DCed again, I have such a Chessnut Connection!

by Patje September 8, 2007

Nigger Connection

When one doesnt have internet but connects to their neighbors Wifi and steals their internet. Mostly black people do this but the name doesnt change when a white person does it.

Mike: Damn it, call of duty is laggin big time, this kid has one bar, probly stealin from his neighbor

Nick: Yea people with a nigger connection are always fuckin up my game and slowin down my porn downloads

by calaburrito15 January 16, 2012

The Connecticut mudslide

When your sexual partner is giving you a rim job, you have an orgasm and shit in there mouth.

She said she wanted to do something freaky, so I suggested the Connecticut mudslide

by Big cope September 22, 2017