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Comcasting

Verb; the act of intermittently dropping internet connection.
Nah I can't play left for dead, there's a thunderstorm and my internet is comcasting :(
by Zeno Tasedro February 12, 2009
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Comcasting

To subtly, steadily increase someone's monthly bill, with the hope that they won't notice the month-to-month increase. Often used in conjunction with vague services fees and deceptive promotional periods. Considered widely to be the douchiest form of accounting.
Goddamnit, every month my bill goes up by $3-$4 because of some bullshit fee, and the only way I can get my bill back to where it was is by spending 2hours arguing on the phone. They are really comcasting us.
by bradybjr March 27, 2015
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drinking comfy

when you get back to your residence and decide to crack some brews, you take off the work clothes and throw on some sweats to get drinking comfy
I got back to my dorm and needed to unwind after a tough day of class, so I threw on my basketball shorts and got myself drinking comfy.
by theoregonduck November 16, 2011
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ComFy

A state of being that involves having absolutely nothing in-between you and someone else..being able to say WHATEVER you want WHENEVER you want to.

When you are truely "comFy" with someone you AlwaYs have the feeling of contentment & support (as in a shoulder to cry on or a friend to Laugh out Loud with)..always ending the night with a relaxed & happy feeling.

"When the sun shines, we'll shine together..told you i'd be here forever.. when the world has dealt its cards we'll figure it out together...."
{Umbrella, Rhianna}

This can be applied to people, places and things.

When applied to a person it can mean physically or mentally "comforting" yet having the feeling of freeness to be who you really are yet having a solid unmoveable foundation.

(also a rarely known fact about "ComFy") is that each time you see the person who you are "ComFy" with it gets BETTER than the last time you did (even when you think it can't possibly get better)....
The Puppy is ALways ComFy when hugging the Panda.
by p2 January 28, 2008
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comfy cuffs

Padded handcuffs, used in sex when one of persons wants to feel in control or dominated. Usually pink.
Buddha "Man this one little nympho I hooked up with this summer made me put her in comfy cuffs, just so she could get off!"

Abraham "Dude that SO doesn't top the chick that wanted to pierce my balls WHILE I WAS DOING HER!"
by Sexy Beast D July 20, 2008
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comfy dump

When you are sitting nice {comfy} on the {toilet} in a relaxed state and your back is reclined while you are taking a {dump}. It is defined by the position of the back and also a peace of mind !
Man I've had a really long day and I can't wait to get home to my OWN {toilet} and take a nice comfy dump.
by kin42750 June 17, 2011
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comcasting

Used to describe a request with an unrealistic turnaround time. Derived from the comcast commercial where the woman orders a latte then immediately asks "where's my latte"
Can you write a report on the history of the world...is that report on the history of the world ready yet? - Comcasting
by Robness December 28, 2006
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