Colombian Breakfast 

for them ignorants Colombian Breakfast is not starting your day with a line of cocaine, I am a Colombian and I start my day with Arepas, Empanadas, Nuggets, Bread, Eggs, cereal,etc... don´t believe them stupid stereotypes not all Colombians don´t consume cocaine all day everyday, not even the half of us. yall stupid gringos

Carlos: Imma start my day with a Colombian Breakfast ( Two arepas and 2 scrambled eggs, random breakfast )

Colombian Breakfast by ElCharlie April 8, 2017

colombian harmonica 

a colobian harmonica is achieved when a amount of cocaine is poured on the penis; and the penis is in-turn used to apply the cocaine to the gums of another party; typically, of the female gender. See "number"

a colombian harmonica will get a stripper to blow you in much the same manner as dumping beef gravy on your dick would a fat chick

colombian harmonica by DanRatherNot May 28, 2008

Colombian holiday 

Going on an insane cocaine fuelled bender, which does not actually invove any travelling at all. The Colombian holiday comes to the individual, typically for a weekend depending on ones stamina.

Mark was elated from the Colombian holiday which now meant insomnia for the forseeable future. But it was worth it.

Colombian holiday by edge1 July 20, 2008

Colombian Airstrip 

A landing strip (i.e. trimmed pubic hair) that's a little overgrown.

Guy 1: Was she shaved?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Did she have a landing strip?
Guy 2: Well it was more of a Colombian Airstrip.

Colombian Airstrip by CraigKilgo August 19, 2013

Colombian Telegram 

Calling a hookup the morning after to meet over coffee to discuss things.

I can't believe he gave me a Colombian Telegram after our one night stand.

Colombian Telegram by Jamaican Morse Cose February 17, 2014

colombian cockblock 

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.

Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"

colombian cockblock by P3RV-E November 13, 2014

Colombian Poke 

A firm slap on the butt.

I wasn't sure if she liked butt stuff so i Colombian poked her

Colombian Poke by Chilly April 17, 2015