Listening to Coldplay with the Bois

An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.

"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."

"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."

by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025

Coldplayed

Someone who is being caught cheating or being deceitful in a public event.

Andy Barron, the CEO of Astronomer, has been coldplayed last night.

by Gab641 July 19, 2025

ColdPlayed

/‘Kould,pleid - verb
1. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, usually in a public place, especially during a major event.

2. To be seen at the wrong place, at the wrong time, with the wrong person.

Bro thought he was safe mixed into a crowd of 45,000. He totally got ColdPlayed.

by KngRob5oh July 20, 2025

Coldplayed

1. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.
2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.

"Bro thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000. He got Coldplayed hard"

by kaiservee July 18, 2025

Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.

Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!

by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025

Coldplaying

Your significant other, spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend gets caught cheating on you, anywhere but more so on social media.

Damn bro... your girl is Coldplaying you.

You got Coldplayed last night
I was at a concert last night and saw your husband hugging on another lady. Gurl.. he is Coldplaying you.

Bro.. you better be careful, I heard your girl is a Coldplayer
Coldplay, Coldplaying, Coldplayer, Coldplayed

by Captain1969 July 20, 2025

coldplayed

Getting exposed cheating at a major concert. Double points if it's called out by the artist/band. Triple points if it's called out by the band Coldplay.

Astronomer CEO Andy Byron was coldplayed with Kristin Cabot at a Coldplay concert.

by vivthishandleisalreadyinuse July 18, 2025