Coffey

A last name of Gaelic origin; having, despite common misconception, nothing to do with beans or brewed beverages, though often explained to strangers as being "like the drink, only spelled different."

Telemarketer: "Good evening; may I speak with a Mr.....um, koh-FAY?"

Mr. Coffey: "It's pronounced Coffey; like the drink, only spelled different."

by Mr. Kohfay February 3, 2010

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Coffeed Out

1. When you have consumed too much coffee and you feel like your gutts are curling up.

2. A caffeine overdose.

Fuck me, I'm coffeed out. I've been drinking this shit all day It's like engine oil and my insides are curling up.

by tennooge May 3, 2011

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Coffee jelly

a very delicious dish that a pink haired guy named kusuo saiki loves.

saiki: I don’t have time for you!
I have to eat coffee jelly.
kaidoo: *sad face*

by sweetkittycat January 2, 2022

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toasted coffee skins

The residue left at the bottom of a coffee pot after it has been left on all day. The coffee evaporates and burns into a crust. This typically happens when there is less than one cup left in the pot.

Dillon, you left the coffee maker on all day again. Go scrub those toasted coffee skins off the bottom.

by jaketlb September 15, 2009

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coffee graveyard

The discrete location (usually somewhere "outback") where you or someone you know always pours out all the old coffee. Other things can be included such as, old mop water, hot dog water, but for the most part it is just old coffee. If you ever go try and dig up a coffee graveyard site, you will find that you have to dig about 3 feet deep before you are past the coffee oil.

Is this a fresh pot?
No, just make another.

Where can I pour this out at?
Out back, you'll see the coffee graveyard.

by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008

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