ass clap

when a woman is thick and her butt cheeks including muscle and fat and can move them towards and away from each other (kind resembling a clapping motion.)

I love it when you got your ass clappin' for me (with hands clapping in the background)

by CNC March 23, 2005

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You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

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ball clap

ball clapping is when your nuts hit right between your dick and your ass. usually makes a loud noise when hitting, especially when sweaty! Tends to happen during sexual intrercorse, and when jacking off.

When I was screwing this hot chick, I could hear my balls clapping!!!

by nirvana4lf January 22, 2005

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Booty clap

When a woman makes a clapping sound with her booty. Shaking her butt and making the cheeks slap together, making a clapping sound.

Make your booty clap for me girl! She wanted to show him that she was a pro, so she made her booty clap.

by Rachel M. May 21, 2007

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Dirty casper

After sexual intercourse wait for partner to leave the room. Once they have left the room wipe your arse on the bed sheet put it over your head and run around as a ghost.

I went to her house last night , afterwards I did a Dirty Casper

by Sgtspice July 11, 2017

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Bird Clap

In the hood people use the 'brid clap' to create a signal that the cops are about, as the birds (normally pigeons) fly into the air and make a clicking noise. This indication gives people time to stop doing illegal activities, and if they're dealing they can go hide their product and/or money.

This can be seen in Training Day starring Denzel Washington, and even on hip-hop videos such as The Game's "Hate It or Love It" video.

"Aiyyo, you see the pigs man... do a bird clap so I don't get knocked."

Guy 1: "Five-0! Five-0 just entered the block man!"
Guy 2: *starts to bird clap* "brrr-brrr-brrrbr"
Guy 3: "Oh shit, I gotta bounce! I ain't gettin' sent down today!"
Cops: "What the fuck are the birds doing?"

by Jay-Ess April 22, 2012

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