game chump

a completely useless and unintelligent person; a fake gamer

Ryan, you're a game chump

by gamefuck October 4, 2019

Star chump

A girl who uses astrology as an excuse to do whatever she wants

Person 1: I found out my girlfriend cheated on me
Person 2: what did she say when you told her you knew?

Person 1: she said it was because she was a Gemini and she couldn’t help it
Person 2: what a star chump

by FastestEqity July 4, 2020

Chump Walk

Walking around like a chump while having access to an alternate (and faster) means of transport, be it bicycle, car, or horse.

"Why are you chump walking when you could be driving right now?"

"Why is Link chump walking when he could be riding around on Epona?"

"Look at that silly chump walker, I bet he forgot his bicycle again."

by ChaceWiggin August 11, 2012

Chump Tears

Chump tears are tears cried over trivial television matters.

Oh man everyone had chump tears over that Lost Finale.

by goodmorningasif June 22, 2011

chump pileup

A bunnch of trumpsters blocking a motorway for some fucking reason.

Thousands of magamorons from New York to Texas and all the way to Colorado took part in chump pileups, shutting down roads and bridges.

by rökken roller November 2, 2020

Suicide Chump

An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.

Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.

-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.

-A suicide chump!

by Dog talk November 18, 2010

chump rock

A band that used to be Punk rock, but sold out.

Fall out Boy is a chump rock band.

by D-Rock disco June 28, 2007