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Cheater

When you already committed to a college but you went to another college’s recruiting event for free chicken tenders and t shirts so your friend calls you a cheater as a joke, but your math teacher thinks that the two of you are dating so he starts yelling at you in front of the class about how bad cheating is. The teacher goes on a twenty minute rant about his ex and how they were cheated on and how it broke their heart. The teacher looks at you dead in the eyes and says “once a cheater always a cheater”. Meanwhile you’re trying to control your shaking shoulders and tears as you are literally about to burst from holding in your laughter for the last 20 minutes.
by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 27, 2021
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Chateaubriand

Chateaubriand (sometimes called chateaubriand ménage à trois) is a sexual escapade that traditionally consists of a large filet of man-meat sandwiched between two lesser pieces of vagina that are abruptly discarded after fucking.
Yo, did you hear about The Situation? I heard he got smooshed by Snooki and JWoww. Talk about a Chateaubriand!
by Marcus Aurelius Alexander December 25, 2021
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weed cheater

When you have plans with a friend to get high, but first you have to get high before you go over there.
"Hes a weed cheater, and never throws down"
by Zombri corp. July 25, 2014
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Anal-chateau

When one butt-chuggs the most exquisite wine of the Bordeaux region of Aquitaine.
A red blend is a mild yet bold wine that will augment ones anal-chateau.
by Syde$how July 14, 2018
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Battleship cheater

A person who uses sleight of hand to move a ship on their own board in which the opponent successfully hit, and now becomes a miss. This tactic is almost always done when there is nobody else watching over the game, as it's difficult to prove that the person cheated otherwise. These kind of people are so obsessed with winning that winning is more important to them than friends, or even family. They're usually left to sit at the dinner table alone each night.

The most common Battleship cheaters are around 30-45 years of age and usually involves a stepson because they are insecure of losing a game to a 10 year old, even if said game is based almost entirely on luck.
Kid #1: "A4!"
*Stepdad scratches head with one hand while moving his Cruiser to the B row*
Stepdad: "Miss!"
Kid #2: "Hey I saw you move your ship. I cannot believe you are a Battleship cheater!"
by IronicParadox84 March 8, 2019
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National cheaters day

national cheaters day is November 16th , on this show love , appreciation , & expose the ones who stepped outta their relationship for you
tomorrow is national cheaters day & im finna post sarah ass to show her boyfriend
by luvvajass October 3, 2021
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loyal cheater

A loyal cheater is a cheater who is loyal to everyone she cheates with.
by theyyenvyyleia October 27, 2022
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