Chicago smile

When someone has their throat cut from ear to ear, it is known as a Chicago smile.

He squealed. The mob gave him a Chicago smile.

by Old paratrooper December 30, 2009

chicago backhander

Similiar to the "stranger," the act of masturbating with your opposite hand, backwards after sitting on it (so it goes numb) to simulate someone else jerking you off. Usually done in the dark so you don't realize its yourself.

"I gave myself a Chicago backhander last night since my girl was not available. It was like somebody else was doing it."

by Fiyerman July 28, 2009

chicago bears

who dennis green thought they were

"The chicago bears are who we thought they were!"

by mark twain racist March 7, 2009

chicago the door

to place a towel or other object at the bottom of a door so smoke (usually pot smoke) does not escape from the room into a public area.

Dude chicago the door before we hit this bong.

by dr. jerkass April 4, 2008

Chicago Shoehorn

A driving term for an offensive lane change where a driver puts their car into a space where it doesn’t fit but their coming over anyway.

I was just in Chicago last weekend and three drivers pulled a Chicago Shoehorn on me. I had to yield or get in a wreck.

by R-Dickulous August 28, 2019

university of chicago

where fun goes to die, on the south side of chicago.

I knew this really cool kid but he ended up at u of c. he now writes angst-ridden poetry and has forgotten what sunlight looks like.

by molybdenum April 12, 2004

Going to Chicago

Not giving a fuck about something

Work sucks so u kno what I'm going to Chicago; she's hella stressing out, tell da bitch to go to Chicago

by eric.m.adept.ngk June 14, 2008