Cat

Tiny evil demon that happens to be SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE}.

My cat is evil, it just scratched up my couch!

by Bitchydangernoodle May 28, 2019

Cat

A animal that dogs chase, People keep as a pet, chases mice, Scratches stuff, and meows

Dude: Awww my cat is adorable, WAIT DON'T CHASE HIM!

by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) June 19, 2019

Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Cat

Kitty small animal known as feline

Oh! Your cat is so adorable

by Imperfect_bish June 25, 2019

Cat

pieces of fluff that sleep and push things off tables and counters, that is it

Isaac: what happened
Josh: my cat pushed a piece of scissors of the shelf cutting a wire making my daughters life support to fail
Isaac: lol get nae naed

by Tobyvenom August 16, 2020

Cat

usally a house hold pet.

sandy: where the cat gone
Kailio: it ran away from me

by ELNEGRO July 24, 2013

Cat

A dumb animal that will bite you once you stop petting it. But THEY ARE SO FLUFFY. They lay around doing nothing except for thinking about taking over the world and killing dogs

It is a nice source of comfort and very very cute. a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.

by Ham kitty October 10, 2017