Catcher in the Rye

A Catcher in the Rye is when, after taking a big dump, you reach down to wipe and fart on your hand.

A Catcher in the Rye is sometimes a precursor to aftershock.

I just took and big dump when I reached down to wipe and out of nowhere came a Catcher in the Rye.

by markbr69 November 16, 2009

Catchers mitt

A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.

I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.

by Lead party chief October 9, 2009

Catchers Mitt

A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.

Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.

Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy

by Sketch2825 February 19, 2010

Cum Catchers

The area of a mans waist that looks especially hot if he has a six pack. Kind of resembles ridges, aiming toward the crotch.

That underwear model has amazing Cum Catchers.

by jZone September 24, 2004

Cum Catchers

Term used to refer to mens or womans underwear. Reportedly used to catch seman leaking from a vagina or anus after sex.

Dude you stink did you shit your cum catchers?

She had on a pair of pink cum catchers.

by Voyer March 9, 2007

Dust Catcher

Kitschy stuff on your shelfs that serves no real purpose except to have something to dust. Often given to you as a present, preventing prompt disposal. See also: Chachki

Grandma gave another mini spoon from her last trip to add to my dust catcher collection

by xroader-rusty January 26, 2009

Fly Catcher

A gormless, moronic person who looks like they struggle with simple tasks and cant seem to close their mouth at all as their teeth seem to be too large for their mouth.

There is a kid at my school called young money and he goes to the gym 7 days a week and never could close his mouth!
so we all call him fly catcher.

by Slumdog Millionaire March 24, 2009