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Canada's History

The shortest man in a group of at least five men must take a huge dump in the Stanley Cup. Then, the rest of the men in the group must all ejaculate on said feces pile. Finally, an entire bottle of 100% Canadian maple syrup is poured overtop the steaming fudge pile. The man in the group with least amount of hair on his head must then eat the delicious favour medley while getting poked in the buttocks with a pair of moose antlers.

Known by many French-Canadians as "Le Grande Poo-tine"
Stephen Colbert wanted the definition of Canada's History from a true Canadian
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A depraved sexual act the likes of which could not be described by Stephen Colbert because of it's sheer depravity. It's quite depraved.
Yo, last night I got to do Canada's History to this hot bitch! It was quite depraved!
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one of the most depraved sex acts known to man, involving maple syrup, moose antlers, and the stanley cup
Last night was crazy, we did canada's history for hours!
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An act of taking a champagne bottle full of firecrackers deep into a opening in a willing or unwilling partner. The second phase of the act is taking a copy of "The Beaver" and smacking your partner in the face as you light the firecrackers through a hole drilled in the bottom of the bottle.

PS It is wise to keep the cap on.
I hear Sally had a little rectal burn after her Canada's History last night.
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A depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually the insertion of one or all of these objects, variations including pouring the maple syrup all over both parties involved, or using it (not very successfully) as lubricant.
"Putting everything in there is the hardest part of Canada's History."
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Canada's History, also Canadian History, is a rare sexual act requiring at least two participating parties, freshly fallen snow, and a public area containing permafrost.

The subordinate, or "bottom", lies naked on his/her back with legs propped up and open to expose the genitalia. At this point, the dominant, or "top", will force as many handfulls of snow into the intended orifice as possible without causing irreparable damage and as fast as possible to allow for the subsequent copulation to numb the "bottom's" orifice.

This allows for a much lauded "orgasm denial" tactic.
"Yo, check it. Me an my bitch went to Aspen last weekend and I schooled her in Canada's History, baby!"
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This is an horribly grotesque sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup. In this act a man first shoves the antlers up his partners anus. Then he pours maple syrup all over his penis and begins to ass fuck his partner. He keeps going until the blood, fecal matter, syrup and seamen leak out the anus into the Stanley Cup. The filled Stanley cup then is poured on to baby seals, in result killing them. the partner then share the dead baby seal covered with gross liquid in a kinky three some to finish to climax.
Wow, i preformed Canada's History on my girlfriend last night. She is dead now!
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