The shortest man in a group of at least five men must take a huge dump in the Stanley Cup. Then, the rest of the men in the group must all ejaculate on said feces pile. Finally, an entire bottle of 100% Canadian maple syrup is poured overtop the steaming fudge pile. The man in the group with least amount of hair on his head must then eat the delicious favour medley while getting poked in the buttocks with a pair of moose antlers.
Known by many French-Canadians as "Le Grande Poo-tine"
Known by many French-Canadians as "Le Grande Poo-tine"
by TonyInChains February 5, 2010
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PS It is wise to keep the cap on.
PS It is wise to keep the cap on.
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The subordinate, or "bottom", lies naked on his/her back with legs propped up and open to expose the genitalia. At this point, the dominant, or "top", will force as many handfulls of snow into the intended orifice as possible without causing irreparable damage and as fast as possible to allow for the subsequent copulation to numb the "bottom's" orifice.
This allows for a much lauded "orgasm denial" tactic.
The subordinate, or "bottom", lies naked on his/her back with legs propped up and open to expose the genitalia. At this point, the dominant, or "top", will force as many handfulls of snow into the intended orifice as possible without causing irreparable damage and as fast as possible to allow for the subsequent copulation to numb the "bottom's" orifice.
This allows for a much lauded "orgasm denial" tactic.
"Yo, check it. Me an my bitch went to Aspen last weekend and I schooled her in Canada's History, baby!"
by Ivan Dreka February 4, 2010
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