Caked

When you have a huge sticky shit and it cakes the inside of ones ass cheeks.

Man that shit was huge i'm so caked I need to have a shower.

by DaddyPalps April 15, 2022

No-caked

To be dehired in such a manner that there is no celebratory cake or ANY FURTHER MENTION of the person who has been disappeared.

Common At call centers, eg minacs

ant; Caked ... moved on to better patures voluntarily

Employee 1: What happened to Johnny ?
Employee 2: Shhhhhh he got no-caked Friday, he was late again
Employee 1: yeah? but there was a Blizzard!
Employee 2; yeah, guess he should have called in sick instead like the rest of us.

by Jaccusetoi December 24, 2005

cake

1) A Sweet Pastry
2) Kilo of Cocaine
3) Money

1) Did you see that boy's birthday cake, shit was huge b.

2) Go to the docks and get that cake from them Colombians.

3) Man the only cake you seen was at ya birthday, broke ass chump.

by AC June 06, 2005

Cakes

having a huge ass and thighs.

Types of Cakes:

little nice booty = birthday cakes

medium booty, fat, damn near super fat = banquet/ceremony cake

outrageous, out this world booty = Wedding cakes!

Damn bro, you see that ass?! She got major cakes bruh.

by Dock Loften March 08, 2011

cake

kilo of cocaine.

"did you cut that cake"

by x July 27, 2003

The cake

is not a lie. it will be rewarded to the believers.

*group of people talking on random forum*

random spaz: THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

people in forum: NO IT IS NOT!! SPAM THE NON- BELIEVER!!

by muffinVIAGRA November 03, 2011

cake

money; usually used to described a large sum

That set of rims on my car cost a lot of cake.

by Son_of_LB May 22, 2005