Useless white crayon

A racist
White person

You blacks are stupid said the racist, SHUT THE FUCK UP U USELESS WHITE CRAYON.

by Raggedy hoes February 11, 2021

j'aibe soin d'un crayon

In french it means "I want a pencil," but when used by Andre Nickatina it means "I have been doing crown"

Catch me if you can...j'aibe soin d'un crayon, which would really mean Catch me if you can...I been doin' crown

by The Hen February 27, 2005

White crayon

A person who on the outside looks utterly useless, but is the sharpest in the box, and is too advanced for the children they were made for. Often overlooked by the world, never used to our full potential, odd man out, last to be picked, alone in the world so we think, but take off the rose colored glasses and you will see you are not alone, there are others like us!

1: Who's that bit over there?

2: She's a white crayon, leave her be
Me: *whispers* at least I was noticed

by Clili August 28, 2016

blue crayon

the blue crayon is typically the most used crayon in a box... therefore a person who is a blue crayon is used...a lot...and well, basically it's just a nice phrase for slut.

Dude, that chick is such a blue crayon. Everyone uses her.

by jatri August 20, 2011

ass crayon

When a woman is passed out, either from her own actions or by way of your rufies, the act of fucking her in the ass wildly and then drawing doodles on her sheets using your feces-stained penis.

These actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.

That passed out bitch didn't appreciate that I ass crayoned her bed.
- or -
I have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my ass crayon too much.

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

Orange Crayon

Vicious anal penetration to cause bleeding. Once the the bleeding occurs,
pull out and piss on the wound(butt). The mixture of the red blood and the
yellow piss creates the Orange Crayon. The crayon can be used to tag the
wall with your name upon completion.

Ex - Geoff's wife loves ass play so to let him know I had been over, I gave
her the orange crayon.

by Jimmy Distefano December 10, 2003

White Crayon

A (Blunt) with syrup on it wrapped with (rolling papers). It was named because it resembles a White Crayon. The main benefit being that it lasts longer..

Original way

1. Roll your blunt

2. Lather with (Aunt Jemima) maple syrup
3. Microwave
4. Freeze
5. Wrap with joint papers (twist the excess to a point)

Bring back some Jemima syrup, Im finna make a White Crayon.

by Mr BuBBleZ October 24, 2012