mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

by BigDerty June 3, 2016

Clamped Up

When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”

Lebron James tried shooting over Russell Westbrook but he was getting clamped up and couldnt make a move.

by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025

Clamped Up

When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score—basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”

I tried to hit a step-back three, but dude had me clamped up the whole game.”

by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025

Clamped clam

The female equivalent to blue balls

After being lead along all night she ended up with a clamped clam

by Matt defines October 22, 2025

aidan clamp

a man with a fatty

holy shit he has an aidan clamp

by gfsddsfgsedg May 21, 2023

clamping on the beads

A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"

"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"

by litcrazymovie December 7, 2024

Clamp

A social occasion or meeting

Do you want to clamp with me and go to the cinema?

by Zoooooooeeeee February 25, 2020