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mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.
I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.
by BigDerty June 3, 2016
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Clamped Up

When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”
Lebron James tried shooting over Russell Westbrook but he was getting clamped up and couldnt make a move.
by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025
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Clamped Up

When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score—basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”
I tried to hit a step-back three, but dude had me clamped up the whole game.”
by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025
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Clamped clam

After being lead along all night she ended up with a clamped clam
by Matt defines October 22, 2025
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aidan clamp

by gfsddsfgsedg May 21, 2023
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clamping on the beads

A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"
"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"
by litcrazymovie December 7, 2024
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Clamp

Do you want to clamp with me and go to the cinema?
by Zoooooooeeeee February 25, 2020
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