Carson is an ugly, creepy guy and will wink at everyone. But once you get to know him, you will find that he loves acting. Even though he might not be that good at it, he still tries hard. Despite all of that, he is a loving, caring man. His parents are real big brats, But still really care for him and try to make him the best man possible.

Wow that guy keeps winking at me, he must be a carson

Carson by Ellie Green November 20, 2019

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Carson

gay as shit

"omg carson is so gay"

Carson by literalgodimbetterthanyou January 27, 2020

Carson

Says he was only weird in 6th grade but that's a total lie. #weirdoforlyfe

Oh that guy is total Carson because he's always hitting on 8th graders

Carson by JJ Abe December 19, 2017

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A dude who is a turd who makes fun of his best friends and who only talks about how edgy and “hip” he is

Ugh, dude, stop being such a Carson! No one wants to hear about Fall Out Boy’s new song!

Carson by TotallyNotBreck August 7, 2018

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