calisurferla

A homosexual little bitch who enjoys homo things i.e. playing violin, fingering himself, using thousands of hair products, trimming his pubic hair into portraits of celebrities. Also responds to the name of "cocksucker". But enjoys picking wedgies during trip meetings while wearing jeans in the backcountry. We all love a good leander.

1)Laura's ex is calisurferla
2)You're going to sit next to calisurferla and you-know-who in the Whittier tunnel?!?

by plusdelta February 14, 2009

wag calfs

Calf muscles that are beastly large, named after the famous Wagner, known for his monstrous calfs.

"Man dude, that guy is walkin on some serious wag calfs!"

by Elliott Goldman March 13, 2008

calastimate

to shit on someones forehead while holding a bottle of mountain dew with your left hand, and then rubbing your dick'n'balls all over their face.

little suzy loved to calastimate, she caused such a mess sometimes.

by thekennethdale January 20, 2008

caldswallop

the word hagrid uses to discrip how he-who-must-not-be-named cant die

"Caldswallop in my opion, i say he didnt have enough human left in him to die."

by ninjafortbuilder/harrypsaver February 6, 2010

Calista belle ortiz

A beautiful girl who loves sports! Someone everyone likes! Sweet, but not too sweet. If people say something to her she will retaliate!

Calista belle Ortiz is amazingly beautiful and loves sports!

by Aria PLL March 11, 2015

calfshinankle

New medical definition to describe the area of the calf, ankle, and shin on a very large person in which the area all looks like one single body part.

OMG Becky look at the calfshinankle on her!

by Lolox2015 May 30, 2015

calistene

She is a creative, kind and expressive person, she is full of charm, with incredible curiosity, she is always positive in the face of limitations and restrictions, but with her willpower and determination she is able to overcome obstacles and achieve success. Difficulty concentrating is not uncommon what makes her distracted and forget what she was doing. Sometimes she becomes nervous and restless, loves to "create" her reality, loves being surrounded by real friends and being at home.

Girl 1: can I be like Calistene?

Girl 2: girl, it's impossible to be like her! She's different from other girls.

by Beauty M.C. August 10, 2017