An alchemical alcoholic concoction transmuted by the South Bay Los Angeles rapper Casper Casanova circa March 2019.
The sacred potion consists of:
12 Oz's Lagunita's Lil' Sumpin' IPA
2 Oz's of Simply Grapefruit Juice
Analogous to the infamous malt beverage named the Brass Monkey, which was made famous by the legendary Beastie Boys with their cataclysmic super hit Brass Monkey circa 1986; the Bronze Ape is a solid upgrade from its aforementioned predecessor reserved for ONLY a select and chosen few South Bay denizens.
The sacred potion consists of:
12 Oz's Lagunita's Lil' Sumpin' IPA
2 Oz's of Simply Grapefruit Juice
Analogous to the infamous malt beverage named the Brass Monkey, which was made famous by the legendary Beastie Boys with their cataclysmic super hit Brass Monkey circa 1986; the Bronze Ape is a solid upgrade from its aforementioned predecessor reserved for ONLY a select and chosen few South Bay denizens.
"Ay yo O-Dogg, what it do brotha?!?!? Come through; let's get twisted!"-Casper
"I don't know dude, I have to study for my tests." - O-Dogg
"FOOOOL! Quit being square!!! Just drink two Bronze Apes with ya homie ."-Casper
"Aight. Only two Nova." -O-Dogg
"Yea only four Doggie!"-Casper
"I'm serious dude ONLY TWO!"- O-Dogg
"Right!!! Only 2"- Casper
"...after the first four"-Casper
"Motherfucker."-O-Dogg
"I don't know dude, I have to study for my tests." - O-Dogg
"FOOOOL! Quit being square!!! Just drink two Bronze Apes with ya homie ."-Casper
"Aight. Only two Nova." -O-Dogg
"Yea only four Doggie!"-Casper
"I'm serious dude ONLY TWO!"- O-Dogg
"Right!!! Only 2"- Casper
"...after the first four"-Casper
"Motherfucker."-O-Dogg
by Casper Casanova March 21, 2019
Get the Bronze Apemug. Chester's penis enjoyed a vastly improved lifestyle once his owner became a Bronze Star Gay and upgraded his sex life from women to men.
by The Zeffster June 1, 2025
Get the Bronze Star Gaymug. Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.
by Big Guy LC June 6, 2023
Get the bronze bagelmug. Any philosophical state experienced by a fake spiritual person (a bronze Buddhist), somebody who is a religious dilettante. Dabbles in things like zodiacs, crystals, etc but is not interested in the deeper aspects of human existence. A poser.
Named after the bronze statuettes of Buddha that you find in upper class homes of stay-at-home moms and sub-urban yoga instructors.
Named after the bronze statuettes of Buddha that you find in upper class homes of stay-at-home moms and sub-urban yoga instructors.
John: yeh, this girl switches religions like she switches heroes in overwatch.
James: classic bronze Buddhism, just a load of yin and yang pictures but doesn't even know what they mean.
James: classic bronze Buddhism, just a load of yin and yang pictures but doesn't even know what they mean.
by Zyllnus July 26, 2025
Get the Bronze Buddhismmug. A bronzing party is when a Younique presenter invites her very pale friends to try out the new bronzers and tanning line of products.
She can't try them herself because her skin already has a lot of melanin.
She can't try them herself because her skin already has a lot of melanin.
Will you be my lab rat and try the new Younique bronzers? After all, there products aren't tested on animals.
Let's have a bronzing party!
Let's have a bronzing party!
by TheBeautyDen August 11, 2016
Get the Bronzing partymug. by Averagekotek April 13, 2023
Get the Being Bronzemug.