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bread egg

The plastic middle bit out of a kinder egg, with bread carefully compacted within it , plugged into the anus with the specific intention simulating laying a bread egg
fuck, I just laid a bread egg

if they come near this place, i'm gonna rapidly simulate bread eggs

let's bread egg, baby

How do you like your bread eggs? hard or soft.
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Dry bread

the old bread that becomes strong and unfit to eat
by Galinial December 1, 2020
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Dwarven bread

In real life: A supposedly edible item that nobody actually tries to eat.

Mainly used a synonym for any failed cookery experiment but also for wrapped food in bottoms of bags that have been there since forever.

Originally from the Disk World series by Sir Terry Pratchett. Bread baked from the finest stone-ground grit. The point of having it is to keep you going on the idea: "I'm not *that* hungry."
The smoke alarm in the kitchen sounds. "Looks like you made dwarven bread. I'll order pizza."

Quote from 'Witches abroad':
The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you'd rather eat. You're boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot.
by Puppy Zwolle November 1, 2014
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Makin' bread

Ex. I was makin' bread working at my last job.
by Swag1023 November 19, 2015
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bread cult

Specialists and overseers of truth and enlightenment, we are recognized for the worship and appraisal of BREAD.
For thousands of years, dating back to the earliest eras of invention and survival of the fittest, mankind has produced the most common staple known to man.

Bread.

And thereforth the elements of natue, water, and land (wheat), were mixed and created to a doughy concoction and then set into fire to bake. Thus resulting in hard, sexy bread.

Bread is not only open, accessible, and available to all races and cultures of man, like your mom, but it is also the sole being of food necesities.

It is the proof and evidence that something so simple is so long-lasting and essential. We undergo trainings and daily prayers to appreciate the basic necessities of life and give thanks to the dankest of memes.

Amen.
Yo I was just accepted as an apprentice into the bread cult and yo their cult parties littt it was me and fifty other chicks and we was in the middle of the crowd playing chess, without the chess.

Next thing you know, I woke up in paradise with what looked like nutella smeared on my bread.
by breadcultツ September 6, 2016
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bread clot

the bloated stuffed feeling you get in your throat and stomach from eating too much of a bread product, such as bread, pasta, doughnuts, cookies, etc...
Crap, I ate so much pizza that I'm having trouble breathing and my stomach feels like it's about to explode...I must have a bread clot.
by carpet bagger July 20, 2011
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bread squeezer

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.
Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.
by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015
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