Brandoned

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.

Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica

by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a person who gets no bitches what so ever

Dude you get no bitches you're pulling a Brandon

by Brandon (no bitches) November 20, 2021

Brandon

A person who left someone for 9 years

Brandon is a dumbass

by Brandonjr left by him November 16, 2018

Brandon

Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment

But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns

Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you

brandon is used in a sentence because it’s a name no more explaining needed.

by Somw dude February 22, 2019

brandon

a cool bean

WOWZA brandon you cool cucumber

by acoolguybetterthenyou June 18, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a ft6.2 dude that had one of the worst childhood I have heard he was in Foster care form the age of 7-14 and was abused many different ways his

Biological Dad died when he was 2 and when he got adopted his Foster dad died before the adoption so he never got to have a dad he is average in look's pretty buff and really serious when he is not laughing at jokes or smiling all so pretty intimidating but a nice guy when you get to now him a good friend all so very protective over the people he loves and cares about he is a player but does not mess with Thots if you meet a Brandon try to get to know him

That Brandon is a player

by Thatkid990 February 6, 2019

Brandon

Someone who is a great friend, you can talk to them about anything and they’ll never judge you. Has a girlfriend who he loves with all his heart, is also amazing at sports

Brandon is a great friend I just had a conversation with him about some issues I’m having and he offered me some great insight also is a beast at football

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023