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Bending Party

When 3 or more people meet up to fuck but to get better access to the genitalia they dislocate their lower extremities hence the bending party.
Guy 1: “Hey man you wanna come for a bending party?”
Guy: 2 “Hell yeah, but I’m gonna need a ride to the ER after lol”
by A lost soul October 8, 2021
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monkey boning

Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .
Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .
by milfy902 November 19, 2014
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furious boning

The act of passionate, energized, and quite frankly furious sex. A lot like Crazy Monkey Sex
Person 1: Are Willie and Susie finally hooking up yet?
Person 2: Yessir. They're not holding back either, engaging in furious boning.
Person 1: Furious boning?
Person 2: Yes, furious boning. Willie is plowing susie like a wheat field, and is showing her what it means to be a woman through extreme eroticism.
Person 1: How about that

Also see Furious Mastrabation
by Denverite00 February 23, 2017
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legally blonding

An attractive woman persuading others to do things based on her looks and charm.
Did you see how she was legally blonding herself into the VIP section?
by JaimeLannister January 25, 2022
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elbow-bending

drinking (this term comes from the arm motion that one must make in order to bring the bottle to the mouth).

VARIATIONS: bending elbows, bending some elbows, bending the old elbow, bending da ol' elbow, elbizzow bendizzo, etc.
Bob: "What up Jimmy let's go elbow-bending with good ol' Jack Daniels."
Jimmy: "Shut up. Your mom wants to go elbow-bending."
Bob: "I think you mean your mom, and that's called knee-bending."
Jimmy: "Yeah you're right. What a whore."
Bob: "Oh that reminds me, I owe her $3.75. Give this to her."
Jimmy: "OK, no problem."
by Nick D September 21, 2003
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bending

v. Being able to control matter without touching it.
Did you see the last episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender?
No, was it good?
Yeah, Zuko looked really sexy when he was bending that fire.
by Uncle Iroh October 21, 2011
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Phone Boning

The act of having over the phone sex. Talking nothing but freaky, nasty, sexual, and horny langauge.
Hey baby, lets do some PHONE BONING.
by The G One April 13, 2009
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