Bobadan

Bobadan (Southern Slang: bobaḍan – the Celebration of all things Bob) is an Oklahoma unique near religious period of observance that takes place during the sixty days following the summer solstice which coincides with the time year in which lake pleasures began to be revealed. The Fourth of July is the most holy day during Bobadan and was established to commemorate the exposure of the first female breasts via the loss of a bikini top at Lake Texhoma Lake in the late 1970’s. Bobadan ends with the holiday College Football Kickoff weekend, on which feasts and tailgate parties throughout Oklahoma are held.

The name "Bobadan” was originally known as “Bubbadon”, but due to numerous misquotes was changed to “Bobadan” following the plane crash that killed three members of the Southern Rock Band Lynyrd Skynyrd in 1977.

It is an all encompassing festival that is rooted in southern culture and includes all things southern such as lake/ river activities, mullets, pickup trucks and well placed tattoos. Bobadan favorites include fireworks, watermelon, county fairs, tequila, any self gratifying behavior, and anything pork. It is the most venerated and blessed time of year in the South.

Official Song of Bobadan - All Summer Long by Kid Rock

I can't wait till Bobadan to destroy me some fried chicken and ribs!

by Sooner092 June 28, 2010

Mike Bobaguard

Mike Bobaguard is an inside joke from the youtuber named "IsaacWhy" He made An Appearance in the video "LTLVC2" 14 hours into the challenge "last to leave vc" vc is voice call.

he was calling a hawaiian pizza place saying he found a little plastic fork in his pizza and he already ate half and wondering if he could get another half for free now.

"why's there a plastic fork in your pizza"
"Thats so Mike Bobaguard!"

by anonymous August 7, 2023

boadatious donkey balls

Yummy testicles from the species of the mule or jackass. They have a strong salty sperm like taste. They are usually fried and eaten on a bun or some sort of bread. Best when cooked rare, or when boiled to bring out the natural flavors of the donkey cum.

mmmmm...those sure were some mighty fine boadatious donkey balls you cooked us last night jimmy!

oh waiter! I will have my bodatious donkey balls broiled and on a bun with latex condoms please.

by DAR May 4, 2003

Bobalahee Bobalahoo

The physical act of draining the soup out of your own ass. The soup coming out of your ass must contain more than 70 maleets. It can either be souped sloppy, sideways, or straight.

Yo, do you wanna go do that bidnit after class today?

I can't. I have to bobalahee bobalahoo.

by Sloppyjuice October 13, 2009

bobaine

When your baby brother is on baby-cocaine.

"Mom! Get your son! He's dancing around like he's on bobaine.

by rose_lmao January 1, 2018

vince bobaganoosh

Vince Bobaganoosh is the best name for prank calling people. If someone asks you to spell it, abort the call immediately.

Caller: Hello, this is Vince Bobaganoosh.
Callee: Who the bloody hell is that?
Caller: YOUR MAMA!
(everyone around the caller goes "OOOOOHHHHH" until they realize the caller is an idiot and kill him)

by v b March 12, 2005

no bobar

you cant lie when you say no bobar.
no bobar.

scott beat the world
NO BOBAR!!!

by woohoo hoohoo hoohoo January 24, 2005