a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma March 24, 2014
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!
*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
by Mr.krabbs January 19, 2019
when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;
me: guess what i did last night
friend: what?
me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!
friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)
friend: what?
me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!
friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)
by bluhjubpwincess45chromies March 26, 2025
by Truth457 May 18, 2017
by Elizabeth N. October 29, 2018
Yo man I got some fresh Gorilla Glue let's blow that shit up!
This party is wack af bruh lets go out and blow up some.
Come here boy, I'll let you blow this jay up.
He said he bringing some fat ass joints for all of us to blow it up after classes.
This party is wack af bruh lets go out and blow up some.
Come here boy, I'll let you blow this jay up.
He said he bringing some fat ass joints for all of us to blow it up after classes.
by Crank White July 13, 2022
Blow this up Karen!!
by Lsknensjis August 31, 2022