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Because you touch yourself at night

The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006
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A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.
Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.
by General America December 19, 2010
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Noah Beck

A person with a seriously thick neck. He will occasionally contour his abs and give you second hand embarrassment.
Noah Beck :“Lmao, have you seen that video of Noah Neck- Beck dancing?”
by Your local Walmart October 20, 2020
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Beck

"Shes such a beck!"
by jfsboy October 22, 2008
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Something a person says when a band they have liked forever becomes famous, and everyone starts talking about it. Said person gets irritated, rants, and says, "I liked them before they became popular." It's pretty much a more subtle way of saying, "FIRST" but it still makes you look like an asshole.
Person 1 : OH MAN I LOVE CHESTER FRENCH THEY ARE SO COOL WHEN THEIR MUSIC IS PLAYED ON MTV
Person 2 : I remember finding their Myspace way before they got famous. I liked them before they became popular.
by Jeulian October 12, 2009
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beccalicious

That girl is beccalicious!!
by Becca Blake December 24, 2008
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Beckendorff Junior High

the worst fucking school ever literally don’t go to that school everyone in it sucks ass
Oh you go to Beckendorff Junior High? ur a stupid little asswipe!”
by borgdorg September 18, 2021
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