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death witch

A witch whom honor's the departed from the very beginning of life till the end. teaching those who ask for a better way life and leading them to their most desired paths.

one who has surmounted death itself, overcoming all the pleasures of life to obtain a mere existence of evermore understanding, the original sensai.
ive never seen her/him fail to get the results.
do you think she/he made a deal with the devil,...
no its a death witch.
by proxybyname February 21, 2018
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witch dually

Common West Texas term for a push broom.
Hey Jake, grab that witch dually and sweep that shit up.
by jrob10 February 18, 2015
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Son of a witch

What 9 year olds with dirty minds say around their parents when they want to say son of a bitch.
Why you son of a witch!
by SliceJosiah January 8, 2020
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Good witch

Opposite of witch. Modern witch also known as “cunning folk” who practices magic not evil. People also believed to hold special gifts that are from premonitions with blessings and guidance. Not at all affiliated with anything evil as well as non practicing witchcraft with well wishes not spells from hell.
My sister-in-law ( let’s give her a name) Maureen possess evil 👿 that is not visual of her internal witchery ways. “Maureen” has always practiced her witchcraft from inside where evil and hate reside. Complete opposite known as a good witch or modern witch aka “cunning folk” who practices with magic with purposes of good rather than evil.
by KarmaComing December 22, 2021
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Witch's Beaver

Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)

RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.

ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.

also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"

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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
by Mrityunjaya February 19, 2013
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Witch's shot

A sudden sharp pain in the lower back that causes difficulty in walking or any type of movement.
I was playing fetch with my dog and when I bent over to pick up the ball, a witch's shot hit me and I was unable to do anything for the rest of the day.
by CuJoknowsthings April 19, 2020
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