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June 5

Person 1: Omg its june the 5th

People who born on june 5th: THE BEST DAY EVER
by @NeresV4 October 15, 2019
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December 5

National hug your gf day! Go and give your gf a big hug and make her day!
Bf: guess what day it is???
Gf: DECEMBER 5 I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR TODAY FOR SO LONG
Bf: ........ *hugs gf*
by 😂😂❤️ November 30, 2019
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January 5

The day the earth was created, the day the planet will be destroyed.
Bible: "and on the 5th day, God created the heavens and the earth"
The 5th of the first month ever, January 5th.
by capeepeepoopoo October 15, 2019
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Dec. 5

National Yeet a Scrunchie at your Teacher When Shes not Looking at you Day
I yeeted a scrunchie at my hunk teacher on Dec. 5
by Dec 5 October 22, 2019
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top 5

Somebody that’s among your funniest or favorite group of people. They’re top 5 on the people you’ll ever meet because they stand out so much
Yo did you see John Milly Rocking on the principles desk bro??
Yes bro John is top 5 yo!
by sneejay July 12, 2018
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Interstate 5

Finished in 1979, Interstate 5 was designed to be the world's largest parking lot, and from the get-go was an immediate success, offering spaces for millions of vehicles for cities and services stretching along the West Coast from Canada to Mexico.

One of the lot's biggest criticisms is the fact that it offers spaces that go through national forest land, the remote west side of the Central Valley, and over mountain passes despite lack of services and weather hazards, and as such these parts are very rarely used throughout the year. Wasted space is such a problem, in fact, that many people use it as a highway at speeds up to 70 MPH in these places in spite of its intended purpose. Uniquely for a parking lot, it also has problems with people trying to smuggle drugs and people in from both Canada and Mexico. Despite this, in urban areas it continues to be highly successful, and puts ordinary parking lots the world over to shame.
I left my car on Interstate 5 for two hours and hey, it was still there! There's also always construction, so, you know, the parking is always better and less bumpy! Maybe!
by Dattix August 19, 2015
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5 on screen

A 5 one screen is the act of getting 5 kills (preferably with a sniper) on Call Of Duty where all 5 kills show up on the kill feed.
Kid 1: *hits a 5 on screen* HOLY SHIT NO WAY!

Kid 2: Jesus Christ what the fuck no way!

Kid 1: It was on that nimrod using the LSAT too!
by Gwif July 3, 2017
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