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Isaac Barton

Isaac Barton is the hottest, sexiest, and most majestical human being ever. He is Reese Barton's brother. If you ever come across Isaac Barton he will probably ask you for brownies. Yeah. He's just really damn hot.
Woah is that Isaac Barton over there? Oh the hot guy, yeah.
by iloveisaacbarton August 21, 2022
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Scott Barton

A man with an extremely large penis. Often gets caught in the car door or revolving door. Likes to fling it in the air like a helicopter.
Wow you have a huge cock, is your name Scott Barton by chance?
by craig eric August 9, 2024
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Jack Barton

A special and rare man who on occasions can be found in a woolies shopping cart in an underpass. Jack Barton also known as J.B uses the sewers as a commute around the city whether it be to a homeless shelter or a females house.
Where's Jack barton?
It's not Jack Barton its J.B
by Fatmongoloid October 29, 2023
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Mischa Barton

A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.
James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.

Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?

James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.
by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024
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