Barnacle nibbler

When a sexual partner nibbles on the other hemorrhoids

Hey man how was your date? It was great she was a barnacle nibbler.

by The Catholic May 9, 2018

crisis barnacle

Someones who manufactures a crisis as an excuse to attach themselves to others.

The office crisis barnacle's parasitic grip on the boss tightened with her every phony squeal for help.

by snakeplisskent July 19, 2019