barking squirrel

typically used as an excuse when someone farts

Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel

by chadlamo January 29, 2012

dogs are barking

Translation: "My feet are tired."

I'm uncertain of its origin. I started hearing this phrase around 2002 or so from different people, then it was used by one of the soldiers in "Half Life: Opposing Force"

I originally took this to mean "I gotta take a DUMP!" But have been proven wrong , apparently. Nonetheless I still prefer my interpretation.

I gotta sit down...my dogs are barking!

by MarcM January 20, 2005

dog bark

Possibly explained as a punctuated Wolf Bite, the Dog Bark is a sweaty, chaffing ass crack's wake-up-fart. It's a well known fact that farting hurts, when you've got a Wolf Bite. Now you know that such a fart (in which every vibration and clap is felt like a slap on sunburn) is called a Dog Bark.

Damn, I knowed I shouldn'a ate them Crunch Wraps before I goed jogging. Them shits gave me the Dog Bark hard core, son.

by JoshuaJordan May 10, 2008

BARK OFF

BARK OFF to anything negative in your life that is holding you back from embracing your true self! BARK OFF to the toxic people that dust you with their poisons. BARK OFF and stop letting them steal your energy, dampen your spirit, and drag you down! BARK OFF to negative jobs, negative relationships, and negative situations!

BARK OFF before I get unfriendly!

by Bella’s Bark Boutique June 3, 2022

Rustymoan bark

When you are rusty and haven’t had sex in so long you bark intstead of moan.

Omg.... last night he made me rustymoan bark.

by Rennystar March 14, 2019

weasle bark

It is the sound a bass player makes when he needs to change his shorts or strings

Do you smell that?Yea I thought i heard a weasle bark or was that are bass player?

by ELZY ROCKER March 4, 2009

bark beetle

A small wood-boring beetle that tunnels under the bark of trees, which die if heavily infested.

Also a term for a female that "bores under the skin" of every male she comes into contact with. Causing the male significant psychological issues to the point of mental break down.

You are dating Katie? She's a bark beetle bro, you'll be admitted to a psych ward!

by AquaManOriginal April 18, 2018