Mattress Baguette

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.

You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.

by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025

The baguette goddess

The baguette goddess is the goddess of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes

Person: “ who is the baguette goddess”

Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette goddess”

by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020

Baguetter

Derogatory, someone who fetches bread. (Used for bread fetchers of all nationalities.)

Person 1: Fetch me a baguette, Baguetter!
Person 2: Yes Ma'am.

by EthanolandMethanol February 2, 2024

baguette arms

Arms which mildly resembles baguettes normally very short and weak also stubby chode like

Fucking hell! He’s got baguette arms...

by Dockers4hands January 29, 2018

BAGUETTE

epic tank that shoots baguette dough towards patrick and kills patrick
beats up a common Patrick

baguette; die motherfucka
patrick; ok
baguette epicly kills patrick
patrick; yay

by sdfghngefdwrtr December 14, 2020

Rusty baguette

When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.

I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!

by Scottydoes213 February 28, 2021

Bideford Baguette

The act of performing cunnilingus on a rank pussy.

"She was a nasty girl - had a minge that looked like a Bideford baguette , Quimm cheese , baggy ham on a crusty cob with salad dressing dripping out. But I ate her out anyway"

by Not Bambi January 20, 2024