burrito rights activist 

One who believes that a burrito should have rights, like the ability to choose their style of tortilla, lettuce, meat, etc.

That person started the burrito rights activist group, where a burrito can choose what it wants.

burrito rights activist by Chucks June 11, 2018

Burrito Baptism 

When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.

Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.

Burrito Baptism by 3/5 man September 11, 2019

Burrito Buster 

A slang term to describe a person's asshole.

-This especially applies in describing someone's asshole when they have eaten anything from taco bell, or any food

that unknowingly gives you diarrhea.

-Can also be applied when someone is getting literally/figuratively fucked in the asshole.

Person 1: How have you been holding up in online class recently?
Person 2: Honestly, schools been fucking me straight in the burrito buster, I'm getting 70 assignments a week, this is bullshit.

Burrito Buster by Juwustin Ram0w0s July 21, 2020

Burrito-beato 

When you masturbate while holding a chaulpa.

Brb guys, I gotta go to the Taco Bell bathroom for a burrito-beato

Burrito-beato by Captpan6 June 2, 2022

Burrito Rapist 

A man or women who sexually assaults a burrito without consent or forcefully does so.

John went to soobway and saw a burrito. He immediately fell in love with it and took it to rape it at Johnny Jim’s. Thats what I call a Burrito Rapist!!!

Burrito Rapist by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023

Burrito muncher 

A Mexican person

I saw that burrito muncher working very hard in my neighbors yard

Burrito muncher by Tyrones definitions May 31, 2023

Burrito dick 

A slur defining a trans masc genitals

Jessica transitioned and got a burrito dick lmao

Burrito dick by yuumit August 7, 2023