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baguette

"I do not speak baguette
by Ribit081234 April 2, 2021
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baguette bulli

LeTako
by NotLeTako January 4, 2018
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Baguette boner peek

When you wide peek long in a straight line.
Me and the bois peeking long bouta give sum ct's a baguette boner peek
by CallMeSAMURAI March 6, 2021
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lon baguette

Mostly used from the Londonsworld squad, this is referring to London (the main character's)'s huge dick.
"I love lon baguette it so long mm mm"
by Cendy Cupdevil August 8, 2019
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Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.
Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
by warmbrother June 1, 2018
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Mattress baguette

that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut
You're as thick as a mattress baguette.
by maezvi March 1, 2025
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i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said
oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this
by bobconcarni November 3, 2023
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