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avocado

an avocado a tree. don't miss on yo avo-cardio
by 16. August 9, 2019
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hot avocado

Inserting your feces into someone else’s anus, using your hand or tongue
I thought I was going to get a rim job, but that sicko gave me a hot avocado instead!
by Scatman Yourmothers February 6, 2012
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avocado davra

makes an avocado appear out of thin air (not invented-YET!)
avocado davra
by HI PEOPLES March 29, 2017
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black avocados

They way your balls look after getting a vasectomy.
I got my nuts clipped on Friday and now by balls look like black avocados.
by blackballs77 November 17, 2009
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avocado

verb: to ignore, to ghost someone
in vietnamese, “avocado” and “butter” are both called “bơ”. “bơ” is also a slang for “ignore”.
- I’m gonna avocado that dude he’s so annoying.
- She avocadoed me because I pissed her off.
by defrostrequestsent May 19, 2020
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Avocado Dick

An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.
“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “
by eflexalot January 4, 2020
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Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado

The feeling of perceiving yourself as gross, overweight, gay and/or annoying. Could also mean you feel like making disgusting food that is deep fried.
“Man, Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado right now with how much gross wing sauce is on my face.”
by Spaacebear November 21, 2022
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