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Avocado Engineer

Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users
The changes were deployed by an avocado engineer, our end users don't know where to click
by dubzziez April 23, 2021
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avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
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Avocado Wings

Feeling fly af, whether it’s a mood or in a situation.
I just got laid, I got my avocado wings 🥑💸’
by KlevisJones33 August 2, 2022
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avocado

by flwegjlfe January 18, 2022
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Ferocious avocados

A tower se fence game about killing avocados and destroying the avocado tree to bring peace back to your world.
Man, Ferocious Avocados is the best game in the world and you should play it right now on itch.io and gamejolt!
by EnergyPumpkin May 16, 2022
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avocado creampie

stuffing semen and guacamole in to vagina
scotty is going to get a messy avocado creampie from those boy scouts
by ooobbie October 5, 2019
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Fresh Avocado

by dinopoker _nows_best May 28, 2022
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