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double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
by Sexydimma October 23, 2014
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assaultful

When someone is coming off in a very assaulting manner, they are very aggressive and almost short tempered.
Ayo, that guy is kind of assaultful.
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Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang term used to describe the trendy scooters you always see outside coffee shops.
Looks like Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town.
by James Weyand November 20, 2007
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Infant Assault

1) The Assault of a small child between the ages of zero days old and one year(s) of age.

2) The act of punching a baby.

3) The destruction of a small child
Im so pissed I could commit Infant Assault.

Dane: That sound makes me want to punch an infant.
by Mrchace January 22, 2009
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Frontal assault

1) A direct attack. 2) A daring, risky attack on the face/front of the enemy as opposed to one from the back without informing.
He didn't throw his men away in the blunt frontal assaults most commanders used at that time. He deployed his troops imaginatively.

His recent statements are a frontal assault on the doctrine of separation of church and state.

Full Frontal Assault on Democratic Rights of Europeans as Markets dictate appointments in both Italy and Greece
by tauseef313 November 24, 2011
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Sexual Assulters

Women touchers. People, especially men, whom have no respect for another man's girl.
Also considered Fuckin Pussies.
The sexual assulters at the bar touched my friend's girlfriend without consent. Sexual assulters should not be allowed in society.
by Don'tbesexualassulter January 2, 2022
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Ace Combat 7-Assault Horizon

The long anticipated new release of an Ace Combat game for the Xbox 360 and PS3 platforms.

In a word-EPIC-check out the trailer on youtube.

On sale February 1, 2011!
"Hey Donald did you hear that Ace Combat 7-Assault Horizon will be out soon?"

"OMG-JIZZ-GASM!!!"(donald falls to the floor from the rapid rush of pure euphoria)
by kitkatover9000 August 20, 2010
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