one of the greatest lines from the greatest book ever.
When we got out of the tunnel, Sam screamed this really funny scream, and there it was. Downtown. Lights on buildings and everything makes you wonder. Sam sat down and started laughing. Patrick started laughing. I started laughing.
And in that moment, i swear we were infinite.
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An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:

"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."
This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ January 29, 2010
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Irish I Were Drunk

"I wish I was drunk"

This phrase pokes fun at Irish people because they stereotypically drink a lot of alcohol. Not only does the phrase sound as though it is being spoken by a drunk person, it includes the word "Irish."
Drunk Irish Man: Irish I were drunk!
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(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.
Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.
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It (meaning an event) was very good i'll warrant you!
I just went to the polo game and then went fox hunting... it was very good i'll warrant you!
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used by craaaaaaig daaaavid in the hit UK show Bo Selecta
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u wish u were meh

U Wish U Were Meh refers to I’m better than you or you loser your sooooo jealous of me. It comes from the Latin root of I’m sooooo not a loser.
Nerd: “Hey do you want to hang out at the library? I here they have the new Webster’s Dictionary!

Me: Ew! u wish u were meh
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