I hope you get Sepsis

When your hb loads 1TB of rule 34 on your chromebook, and it pisses you off

Jon: nigga, what did you do to my chromebook when I was gone...

Dan: I loaded 1TB of Rule 34 on it!

Jon: I hope you get Sepsis...

by BigBoyEatz July 31, 2025

can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead

*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"

by gayrights27 January 24, 2022

Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left Vermillion Border Back

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left Vermillion Border Back

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left Vermillion Border Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

You know how I get

Yeah, no, Alex you're doing a fine job but

Hym "You know how I get when it comes to Jordan I mean, he is being fucking ridiculous right now"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

I hope you get c

Short for "I hope you get cancer"

Teemo: GG mid 0/10 gap
Kassadin: I hope you get c

by fart138949019 September 28, 2022