alley-oop

When you are banging a chick, pull out, come on your friends hand, and he smacks her in the face with it.

Dude, palm out, its alley-oop time

by sexgod6917026 June 24, 2013

Diagon Alley

Diagon Alley
n. An orgasmic or euphoric state, often times during passionate sex. It is a direct reference to the magical locale featured in many of the books in the Harry Potter series.

- "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO DIAGON ALLEY, BABY!"

- "OH GOD! OH GOD! I'M IN DIAGON ALLEY, OH GOOOOD!"

- "Carolyn told me she wanted to visit Diagon Alley, so I tapped her back entrance with my wand. Giggity."
Source: acwing, a series of tubes

by acwing August 5, 2007

dark alley

where people do butt stuff also known as butt sex

Abby- let go into dark alley
Amin- so you wanna do butt stuff?
Abby- yep! dark alley

by real_laxgod October 5, 2020

alley cat

When a white chick or a girl with light skin has a dark poon.

AWW thats gross Stacey has an alley cat

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

The Kirsty Alley

After sodomizing a scientologist, wiping one's santorum-smeared cock in their hair and telling them that L.Ron Hubbard was a schizophrenic con artist and that you're on Prozac and feel just fine.

"You remember that girl who tried to give me the personality test at the mall the other day? I gave her the Kirsty Alley last night."

by Dr Doody July 20, 2008

satan's alley

Another slang term for the termination of ones lower intestinal tract. See also "Marmite Motorway" or "Hershey Highway". Directly connected to ones "Dark Star" (aka "Chocolate Starfish")

Looks like he's just taken a trip up Satan's Alley!

by nelmar January 22, 2009

Alley Oop

A song by the Hollywood Argyles about the character from the long-running comic strip. Happens to be the toughest man there is alive, also wears skins from a wildcat's hide.

That Alley Oop, he's the king of the Jungle Jive!

by Crappy Chris March 24, 2010