Alfie

My bitch

1)Oi it’s Alfie my bitch
2) Alfie used to be my leap year bitch

by _confused_ March 27, 2019

Alfie stage

When u are completely obsessed with someone u feel u have no chance with

Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate

by Your nan123 December 23, 2019

alfie kingham

the king of ham

this guy is alfie kingham

by Max Mckenzie February 17, 2017

alfie murphy

Alfie Murphy is an annoying cretin

Oh no it’s alfie Murphy

by Glynn hurst defender October 18, 2019

Alfie

A person that follows girls

Alfie stop following girls

by Hey bitches go shopping December 25, 2020

Alfie

There’s just no explanation.
ok maybe there is:
he is always up for a hug with you even when you have fallen out.
he gives the best hugs ever.
always up to talk or FaceTime.
will always be there for you no matter what.
one in a million.
an amazing friend and you would be lucky to have him.

very very good lucking.

thank you for being there Alfie :)

Girl: “omg, Alfie hugged me yesterday!”

Girls friend: “aww, he’s so sweet!”

by simp for Oscar Iannone November 14, 2020

Alfie

Most overused uk name, they love interactions with people nearly twice their age, they can sometimes go depressed for no reason at all And cry when being called a neek/wetty neek (we safe tho mush)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)

Hi Alfie your a wetty neek wasteman *alfie sobs* “I’m ok.”

“Okay neek.”

by Not a neek November 14, 2020