One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.
by Dhhdisisbwbegwywyshshshs July 15, 2020
Get the A Naughty Alfiemug. The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He is so cocky about sports and somehow gets a girlfriend. He is the type of person to picks his nose.
by Timmytonga5 July 14, 2020
Get the Alfiemug. 
Alfie Seamens 'Alfraud' is quite the chappy one would say he is 2 the chappy due to his size but not only his physical size but his heart size is astronomical. This might bring up some health concerns in the future, but at least he has got his humour right?
by Alfie Lover January 29, 2022
Get the Alfie Seamensmug. 
Alfie K is an ancient Japanese warrior commonly glorified in anime. he resembles Randall from monsters inc. he's a nonchalant character who likes to lay down the law. commonly in deep thought Alfie expresses this with poses commonly like a greek statue. once asked Alfie got told I wouldn't struggle with the top
Alfie K is a nonchalant dreadhead
by randomrndm January 13, 2025
Get the Alfie Kmug. by don’tgonearmybf September 8, 2021
Get the alfiemug.