Ew, this guy asked if I wanna look at his airplane collection and I said 'sure' but then he took out his phone to show a photo album of just his dick, it was gross.
by Vickie kap December 19, 2020
Get the airplane collectionmug. a short video that shows airplane having sex and sucking dicks and massaging clits and erecting a lot making the people think its raining cum and that Jesus is cumming... And they give birth to a baby plane that grew up to be an attack helicopter and gangbanged 68 plane in one sitting
by quartz89 February 1, 2022
Get the Airplane Friendsmug. Ew, this guy asked if I wanna look at his airplane collection and I said 'sure' but then he took out his phone to show a photo album of just his dick, it was gross.
by Vickie kap December 17, 2020
Get the airplane collectionmug. by Justa urbandictionary worder October 16, 2023
Get the paper airplanemug. Nerd: Did you know that an airplane is the safest mode of public transportation?
Dramatic Yter/Hollywood movie director: *plane shakes 1 cm* AHHHHHHHH! IM GONNA DIE!
Dramatic Yter/Hollywood movie director: *plane shakes 1 cm* AHHHHHHHH! IM GONNA DIE!
by Fired Oreos December 28, 2018
Get the Airplanemug. WARNING:Does not work on Politians, It will make it worse.
Donald Trump: I will build a wall.
Obama: Speaking of Airplanes
Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.
Donald Trump: I will build a wall.
Obama: Speaking of Airplanes
Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.
by Dr.Anonymous Phd.Life September 19, 2016
Get the Speaking of Airplanesmug. Da setting on yer smart phone where Siri tells you not to call her "Shirley" anytime you utter da "it must be da case" word.
Me: Hey Siri --- bring up "Lassie Come-Home" on archive.org.
Siri: I'm sorry --- that book has been pulled from the site due to copyright lawsuits.
Me (incredulously): Pulled due to copyright...?? THAT ancient classic?! Surely there must be some mistake!
Siri: There **isn't** a mistake --- and don't call me "Shirley".
Me: Ooops --- I see that I left my phone in "Airplane! mode".
P.S. Kidding aside, Siri apparently CAN INDEED be programmed to cheekily sass you back like this; here's what da Google-AI response had to say when I posed da question:
Yes, Siri can be programmed to respond with "And don't call me Shirley" when you say "Surely".
Here's how you can do it:
(1) Open the Shortcuts app: Launch the pre-installed Shortcuts application on your iPhone.
(2) Create a new shortcut: Tap the "+" button in the top right corner to create a new shortcut.
(3) Add a trigger: In the "New Shortcut" screen, tap "Add Action" and then search for and select "When I say".
(4) Enter the trigger phrase: Type "Surely" into the text field next to "When I say".
(5) Add the response action: Tap "Add Action" again and search for and select "Speak Text".
(6) Enter the response: In the "Speak Text" action, type in "And don't call me Shirley".
(7) Save the shortcut: Tap "Done" in the top right corner to save your new shortcut.
Now, whenever you say "Surely" to Siri, it should respond with "And don't call me Shirley".
Siri: I'm sorry --- that book has been pulled from the site due to copyright lawsuits.
Me (incredulously): Pulled due to copyright...?? THAT ancient classic?! Surely there must be some mistake!
Siri: There **isn't** a mistake --- and don't call me "Shirley".
Me: Ooops --- I see that I left my phone in "Airplane! mode".
P.S. Kidding aside, Siri apparently CAN INDEED be programmed to cheekily sass you back like this; here's what da Google-AI response had to say when I posed da question:
Yes, Siri can be programmed to respond with "And don't call me Shirley" when you say "Surely".
Here's how you can do it:
(1) Open the Shortcuts app: Launch the pre-installed Shortcuts application on your iPhone.
(2) Create a new shortcut: Tap the "+" button in the top right corner to create a new shortcut.
(3) Add a trigger: In the "New Shortcut" screen, tap "Add Action" and then search for and select "When I say".
(4) Enter the trigger phrase: Type "Surely" into the text field next to "When I say".
(5) Add the response action: Tap "Add Action" again and search for and select "Speak Text".
(6) Enter the response: In the "Speak Text" action, type in "And don't call me Shirley".
(7) Save the shortcut: Tap "Done" in the top right corner to save your new shortcut.
Now, whenever you say "Surely" to Siri, it should respond with "And don't call me Shirley".
by QuacksO August 12, 2025
Get the Airplane! modemug.