airplane nap

When you sleep in a state of half-consciousness and wake up feeling more or equally tired to before the nap, taken mostly on airplanes or public places

friend A-“so how was the flight back?”
friend B- “not too bad I took an airplane nap for half of it”

by The Duke of Shittington March 7, 2020

Airplane Psychosis

a condition where a person enters a plane and enteres a strange "psychotic state".

this may lead to various issues such as:

- irattic/uncontrolable movements

- violent outbursts such as yelling, screaming, use of slurs

- physical violence

- entitlement

causes of this condition are currently unknown, but some common theories include:

- Depression

- Drugs

- Being Rich/Famous

- Brainrot

- Karen Syndrome

- Burger King Crown

"dude this guy was freaking tf out on my flight earlier. craziest case of airplane psychosis i've ever seen"

by telamons chicken hat June 18, 2025

Airplane Knickers

The sort of knickers that are always quick to take off when the time is right.

Eh Joe, do you think that redhead on the dancefloor will shag me if I ask ?
Phil mate, I fucked her last week, she has 'airplane knickers'.

by Scurlage February 23, 2024

Airplaned

Aired--"Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question,"--except with a -plan- stuck in the middle.

Joe: "You smell like old stinky milk"
Chel: "..."
Zara: "Airplaned!!!"

by ApricotStone June 9, 2022

airplane dress

A dress so short it is close to the cock pit!

Wow, did you see Olivia's dress? It is an airplane dress!

by skeddy0805 September 21, 2016

airplane day

A day spent after turning your iPhone onto 'airplane mode', thus disabling facebook, texts and calls so anyone trying to reach you thinks you have no signal. Commonly used as a temporary cure for an emotional hangover, when you can't deal with the outside world untill your hangover has worn off.

Tessa: J, can't believe you got naked at the final year dinner! Have you checked fb?!
James: No way, can't deal with that shit right now... thank god it's an airplane day!

James: Dude, is your gf not pissed that you hit up every strip club in town last night?!
Mike: Not yet, i've got no 'signal'... massive airplane day!!!
James: Safe! *high fives Mike*

by dude53236 March 30, 2011

Airplane penis

a dildo strapped onto an airplane, under the fuselage around the landing gear area

G: What is that sticking below that A320?
V: that’s an airplane penis

by Lily’ bam bam June 5, 2024